tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62493883598401547202024-02-20T21:58:44.528-05:00Number AppearingBrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09899052731717533329noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249388359840154720.post-25400648726903031342016-07-19T18:13:00.003-04:002016-07-19T18:14:26.460-04:00LARA System Random Alien Generation ChartsFill in your cantina with otherworldly strangeness. Just some notes I came up with for the LARA system or general alien whimsy while trying to concentrate on other things. Art by <a href="http://petarvee.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Peter Violini, used with permission for this post.</a><br />
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SIZE - STARFARER KOSMOS RANDOM ALIEN GENERATOR (1d6)<br />
1. Tiny (Size of a House Cat or Smaller) - 1d6+6 HP<br />
2. Small (Size of a dog or a child) - 1d6+8 HP<br />
3. Medium (Size of an average human) - 1d6+10 HP<br />
4. Large (Size of a hulking supersoldier or corpulent sluggy crimelord) - 1d6+12 HP<br />
5. Huge (Size of a speed vehicle or mammoth) - 1d6+14 HP<br />
6. Gigantic (Size of a small building or tyrannosaurus) - 1d6+20 HP<br />
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APPEARANCE - STARFARER KOSMOS RANDOM ALIEN GENERATOR (2d6)<br />
2. Reptillian - Talent (4xp): Regeneration (After suffering a critical hit you regain your PHYS in HP once per scene)<br />
3. Avian - Talent (4xp): Flutter (You can move vertically to scale buildings or vehicles by flapping your wings. You may roll 3d6 and keep the highest two when doing trying to get vertical)<br />
4. Mineral - Talent (4xp): Rocky Hide (Once per scene you can shift your "flesh" to add your PHYS to your DEF until your next turn)<br />
5. Aquatic - Talent (4xp): Swimmer (While in water you can move an additional number of spaces equal to your DEX.)<br />
6. Mammalian - Talent (4xp): Hotblooded (While in a Cold environment you gain a +2 on any roll made to stay warm.)<br />
7. Amphibian - Talent (4xp): Skinbreather (You can breathe through your skin on both water and on land, and you can roll PHYS if poisoned to try to secrete the toxin from your flesh.)<br />
8. Mechanical - Talent (4xp): Mechanoid (You are immune to poison and mental influence, but you take a -1 on Social checks made to appeal to emotion rather than logic.)<br />
9. Energy - Talent (4xp): Energized (Your HP and MP are one and the same, add the two sums together to determine your HP/MP combined total. You cast spells and take damage from the same source).<br />
10. Insectoid - Talent (4xp): Buzzmind (Anyone trying to read your mind takes a -2 to any attacks on their next turn due to the insectoid buzzing of your brain.)<br />
11. Parasitic - Talent (4xp): Lamprey (When you successfully make a Melee Attack, you gain 1 HP back. If you roll a Critical Success, you instead gain back 1d6 HP)<br />
12. Plant/Fungus - Talent (4xp): Pheromones (Once per scene you may roll SOCIAL to send someone into a sneezing fit, or roll 3d6 on SOCIAL rolls and take the best two of the three dice).<br />
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BUILD - STARFARER KOSMOS RANDOM ALIEN GENERATOR (1d6)<br />
1. Biped (Two legs, two arms; like a person)<br />
2. Arachnid (six legs, two arms; like a spider)<br />
3. Hoverer (Legs are likely atrophied because you can hover, if you have legs at all)<br />
4. Quadruped (Four-legged/armed, like a dog or a lizard).<br />
5. Centipede (Lots and lots of lil'legs)<br />
6. Serpentine (Serpent-like body, likely still two arms for game purposes; works for slugs too).<br />
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NATIVE ENVIRONMENT - STARFARER KOSMOS RANDOM ALIEN GENERATOR (2d6)<br />
2. Dead World (No more resources, maybe no more atmosphere, might be nuked to heck and back)<br />
3. Desert (A desert world, big sand dunes, very very hot).<br />
4. Arctic (A frozen world, big snow dunes, very very cold).<br />
5. Badlands (A wasteland, little vegetation, but not a desert. Might be postapocalyptic wastes).<br />
6. Jungle (Lots of moisture, trees, rain, and trees. Like an Amazon Rainforest world)<br />
7. Forest (Lots of trees, not always a ton of moisture. Like a Canadian Wilderness world).<br />
8. Grasslands (Endless fields of grass for nomads. Like a Mongolian World)<br />
9. Ocean (A water world, or maybe just an ocean).<br />
10. Urban (A big city world, where the city has taken hold of nature itself).<br />
11. Swamp (A big nasty bog. Like just a terrible smelly Dagobah world).<br />
12. Void (Space. You are from Space. Probably a space station or a derelict ship colony).<br />
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NATIVE CULTURE - STARFARER KOSMOS RANDOM ALIEN GENERATOR (2d6)<br />
2. Pirate Culture (Thieves, Bandits, Brigands, and Criminals)<br />
3. Warrior Culture (Honorable Warriors, Knights, Samurai, and Klingons)<br />
4. Theocratic Culture (Worshippers of something superstitious.)<br />
5. Tech-Worshipper Culture (Worshippers of technology and machines,)<br />
6. Primitive Culture (Cavemen, Wookies, savage types.)<br />
7. Supremacist Culture (The Imperium of Man, the First Order, Terran Empire.)<br />
8. Cannibal Culture (They eat the weak, only the strong survive)<br />
9. Merchant Culture (Everything has a price.)<br />
10. Bureaucratic Culture (Everything has a proper place)<br />
11. Fallen Ancient Culture (Everything was great once but that was awhile ago.)<br />
12. Rebel Culture (We're gonna be great once we're in charge mentality.)<br />
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NAMES (Pronunciations) - STARFARER KOSMOS RANDOM ALIEN GENERATOR (d66)<br />
11. Vorkian (Vor-key-in)<br />
12. Lemballian (Lemm-bal-in)<br />
13. Bozrak (Boz-rak)<br />
14. Watabian (Wa-tabe-ian)<br />
15. Avakki (Av-ak-ee)<br />
16. Yuush (You-sh)<br />
21. Therrosi (Thur-o-see)<br />
22. Graf (Graff)<br />
23. Holoca (Ho-lo-ka)<br />
24. The Templar<br />
25. Del Rago (Del Rah-Go)<br />
26. Stenkrampl (Sten cram-pull)<br />
31. Dnag Irb (Den-ag Erb)<br />
32. Gorkel (Gore-kul)<br />
33. Tuan (Too-N)<br />
34. Adendo (A-den-do)<br />
35. Riaga (Ri-guh)<br />
36. Kaloum (Ka-loom)<br />
41. Shesha (Ses-ha)<br />
42. Uruli (Oo-rool-e)<br />
43. The Inquisitors<br />
44. Maj Iuk (Maaj Eye-Uck)<br />
45. Rysaat (Rye-sott)<br />
46. Lostaka (Lost-ah-kuh)<br />
51. Qalquan (Kal-kwan)<br />
52. Vishtago (Vish-taa-go)<br />
53. Honoo (Who-new)<br />
54. Ocois (Oh-swah)<br />
54. The Firstborn<br />
56. Haimao (Hey-mow)<br />
61. Tarqin (Tar-kin)<br />
62. Astrollian (Ast-roll-ian)<br />
63. Karthian (Kar-th-en)<br />
64. Ritzer (Rit-zur)<br />
65. Smarn (Sma-rn)<br />
66. The Light<br />
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UNIQUE ITEMS - STARFARER KOSMOS RANDOM ALIEN GENERATOR (2d6)<br />
In case you wanted to give someone something cool for a cultural raid or to represent a hero of their species; consider these weird things.<br />
2. Fearmaker - An ancient mask with a chem filter that exhibits Fear Gas on a verbal command. Anyone outside of a sealed suit or a gas mask needs to make a MENTAL check or become confused and terrified for 1d6 rounds.<br />
3. Lazersaw - A white metal mechanical grip that powers up a brightly glowing orange chainsaw of light. It cuts through ice and metal like butter. Damage is doubled against machines, ships, rocks, or environments. Loses charge for 1d6 days on a Critical Failure.<br />
4. Warglaive - The honorable tool of a warrior culture. If you make a formal challenge to your enemy while wielding this weapon, you may add your SOCIAL to Damage whenever you make a Critical Success.<br />
5. Truthseeker - A mechanical implant that connects to ones heart and eyes. You may roll MENTAL rather than SOCIAL when trying to discern if someone is lying or portraying falsehoods with a +2 bonus.<br />
6. Thunderfist - This gauntlet removes your ability to hold anything with one of your hands but in exchange it grants you an overcharge beam. You gain a single 1d6+3 Damage shot you can use once per scene, after which the gauntlet deals Unarmed Damage and cannot be removed until you're out of combat.<br />
7. Taurian Blood - An injector of a terrible substance that grants you +2 to any one ability of your choice for one turn, but continued use turns you into an addict. If you are slain in combat while under the influence of Taurian Blood, you rise as a Taurian Zombie (a zombie that vomits up black blood and occasionally hulks out in insane ways).<br />
8. Slagthrower - This gun shoots a mixture of tar, cement, and bitumen; slowing anyone it hits and making them flammeable. Anyone who is "Slagged" suffers a -1 DEF penalty, and +2 Damage if hit by fire.<br />
9. Blaster-Skull - A skeletal implant that places an energy cannon in the back of your mouth. Wires and cords run under your skin and are visible on the back of your neck. Blaster-Skulls deal 2d6 damage to anyone they hit, but suffer 1d6 damage from the stress of use.<br />
10. Shattergrip - A pair of mechanical gauntlets built for breaking bones, weapons, and armor. You deal 1d6+1 damage when attacking with Shattergrips, and you cannot be disarmed if you're holding anything with the Shattergrips. You cannot make fine manipulations while wearing the gauntlets (like typing or pulling the trigger of a small gun), but you can hold something like a bazooka without feeling any recoil.<br />
11. Herbholster - A floating glass globe that can quickly adapt to hold any plant-life at its ideal conditions for harvesting.<br />
12. Nanoneedler - This shotgun blasts out tiny crystal needles from a rare material source. Nanoneedlers have 1d6 ammo which is only expended upon a critical failure or a critical success when someone attacks the weapon. Nanoneedlers deal 1d6+1 damage and any electrical damage against the target does +2 damage.<br />
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Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09899052731717533329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249388359840154720.post-35780854411137777902016-06-20T20:53:00.003-04:002016-06-20T20:53:50.706-04:00Food for Savage Flower Kingdoms (Part 2/2)Had a bit of pressure sickness yesterday, which gave me time to think of how to incentivize recipes better. They should be something you seek out a chef to learn from, something you travel from town to town to learn about (thus giving you a desire to travel and to also fight monsters in between). Learning a recipe makes enough food for everyone in the group (additional ingredients for each person give a +1 per person to the cooking roll with a max of +3), and recipes allow you to cook interesting things. A fumble is still a fumble, and we'll get to that below.<br />
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So.<br /><b>Importantly!</b><br />Recipes all grant a +1d6 to any recovery attached to them. <br /><br />These are proper and lovely meals, and when made correctly they are mighty fine. <br /><br />If you fail a recipe you waste the materials but can still eat a "<b>Misbegotten Meal</b>" which gives you back 1 HP per ingredient added to it, but also a 1 in 6 chance per ingredient to make you sick.<br />
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In terms of recipes, eating more than one serving of a recipe food does not stack any benefits beyond the healing! Eating a serving of this food counts as just that; a single serving, so you still need to eat a lot to become <b>Bloated</b>, but you gain a lot more back so it is less of a risk.<br />
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As for specific recipes, I've provided some below but really you should come up with your own stuff that fits the world you're working with. For me, I view SFK as being like if Toriyama worked on Dofus/Wakfu; a bright and colorful place with beautiful food, weird monsters, and where the two should meet: strange but magical gourmet creations.<br />
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<b>Blue Buttered Noodles - TN 7</b><br />
(Slime + Milk + Any Common or Uncommon Meat/Vegetation | 2HP/2MP, +1 Reduction from Poison for 1 Scene)<br /><br />
Stretched out slime cut into noodles. Slight bit of dairy buttering. Meat or Vegetables make for a heartier meal. True chefs make the meal look like a jellyfish wrapping up bits of meat. Popular in the criminal underworld due to how easy it is to make once you know what you're doing, and because it instills a bit of poison resistance; which is always a good thing to have when you spend time with criminals.<br />
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<b>Brain Devourer Bar - TN 9</b><br />
(Brains + Bean Powder + Slime + Sugary Spices| 3HP/3MP +1 Mental for 1 Scene)<br /><br />
A nutritious bar of dried brains, injected with slime and coated in bean powder to harden it. An easy to consume treat that is good for ones studies, but perhaps not to be eaten in the company of squeamish. True brain food. Those who dwell in the Darklands often make use of this project due to the habits of certain alien races there have in removing brains and just leaving them laying about.<br />
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<b>Fried Firedrake - TN 11</b> (9 if you've made it successfully before)<br />
(Dragon's Flesh + Grease + Oil + Breading | 6 HP, +1 Damage with Fire Spells, Can smell out Treasure and know its exact value for One Day)<br /><br />
Fried to a crispy golden brown, a favorite treat for successful dwarves who have recently slain a dragon and need to account for every last piece of gold in the reclaimed hoard. If you consume this too often your face will take on a shiny sheen and break out in red pimples. Dwarves have beards for a lotta reasons.<br />
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<b>Bouillabaisse d'Banshee - TN 13</b><br />
(Mandrake Screams + Nightmare Fuel + Dried Songbell + Big Fish | 6 MP, Next Spell Cast costs no XP and also adds your Social Score to the Damage)<br /><br />
A truly horrific dish, Bouillabaisse d'Banshee combines the hoarse screaming heads of decapitated Mandrake specimens, raw nightmare in liquid form, ground up songbell, and a big meaty fish to make a goopy bit of fish stew. Those who consume Bouillabaisse d'Banshee turn pale and their voice sounds horrific to anyone who hears them speak (-1 Social until a spell is cast or 1d6 days, whichever happens first). When a spell is cast by one who has consumed this vile stew, the words that conjure the spell into being spew out of the casters mouth and turn the spell into a dark and corrupt looking blast of energy.<br />
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<b>The Red Sultan's Curry - TN 13</b><br />
(Emperor's Rice + Dragon's Flesh + Demon's Heart + Hot Spices + Djiinimotes | Full MP, Fire Spells deal +2 MP and cost -2 MP to cast for a day. You grow horns and can speak to fire itself to know who started it and for what purpose. May reroll 1 roll this session.)<br /><br />
A decadent plate of golden and mystic race, topped with seared flesh from a dragon, diced up heart from a demon, and coated in spices both mystical and too hot for mortal consumption. Not for the weak of heart and generally only consumed in the Realm of Fire by the Efreeti Sultan and his royal harem.<br />
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<b>Closing Notes</b><br />
I might make more of these from time to time just because they're cute. But right now I gotta make some maps for a game this Thursday. Just finished writing a 33 page manuscript for a client, so I've had a pretty busy day. Doesn't help that it is so damn hot out. Happy Summer Solstice though.<br />
<br />Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09899052731717533329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249388359840154720.post-45323924317657164852016-06-19T01:06:00.001-04:002016-06-19T01:06:38.889-04:00Food for Savage Flower Kingdom (Free RPG Day post, 1/2)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Talkin' bout the good delicious stuff.</td></tr>
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I like the LARA System used in <a href="http://experimentalplayground.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Savage Flower Kingdom</a> and I
like Dungeon Meshi. I also like most games where you can cook, even World
of Warcraft had the good sense to make cooking sound interesting even if you’re
just making the same basic regen items. There is a difference between eating
Spider-Leg Fritters and Beer-Basted Boar Ribs, and as an adventurer one should
certainly seem more appealing than the other. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Given SFK’s sort of Toriyama-inspired monsters, I feel playing
into the anime trope of how often the party seems to be starving is also
important. By making cooking (which in SFK has some presence anyway) a more
fulfilling option, it helps give the world some more immersion as well as play
into the pitch which directly states that the enemies of this world want to
make you dessert.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">First things first!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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Everyone can cook, but not everyone can cook well. Cooking
is a TN 7 to just sear or stew some things together. If you are out in the
field, things are still going to require a roll because burning the
salamander-kabobs you desperately need is part and parcel with any other
resource risk in adventuring. But in town, when you have a kitchen, you can
sear or stew stuff without issue (still roll to see if you Fumble up some
purple gunk or Critically make a gourmet soup). <o:p></o:p></div>
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Recipes have TNs, like spells. Failing a roll to cook wastes
the resources. Cooking a recipe in town, in a kitchen proper, grants a +1 bonus
to the roll. You can always screw up a recipe. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">Next!</span></b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"> </span><br />
There are two skills that need to be amended.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Chef</b> – As a
skill, Chefs reduce the TN of any Cooking rolls by 2 (effectively lowering
cooking by one degree of difficulty). A chef is a trained cook, they’re used to
whipping things up even in the field. You want a chef in your party because
they’re far less likely to burn that food you so desperately need. Chefs can also make a TN 9 Mental test to know the benefit of an ingredient (TN 11 for anyone else).<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Make a Sandwich! – </b>The
maid class reserved skill is interesting and part of the reason why this is
being written up at all. But, rather than removing an important skill from them
let’s give them a new one to replace this.<o:p></o:p></div>
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New: <b>Made With Love –
</b>When a Maid cooks they may spend 1 HP to add their Social Attribute to the
HP/MP recovery to the food they’ve cooked. Only the Master of the Maid gains
this bonus, or anyone the master specifically appoints the Maid to cook for. <o:p></o:p></div>
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So now that everyone can cook, the Maid can make
cooking –great- but really only for another character in the party or someone
that other character says deserves such great food. Getting a nice meal cooked
by the cute maid rather than by the greasy dwarf certainly makes a social
impression. Helps keep some of the flavor of the class. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">What Happens When You Eat?<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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Well, both good and bad things. Most notably you recover HP
and MP. If you eat something that is barely cooked or just raw you get a flat
HP/MP amount back. Combined with a good night’s rest under the stars and you’ll
be a bit less worse for wear come tomorrow.<o:p></o:p></div>
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But, if you eat well; then some good things happen. If you
eat a cooked meal and it recovers your HP in full you are <b>Well Fed</b>, which gives you a +1 bonus you can add to any single roll
in the following scene. You’re feeling great, you’ve eaten well, and nothing
bad is happening. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Now let’s say it is a cold and nasty day and you’ve spent
most of it out fighting goblins. Luckily the cute maid and the greasy dwarf
have enough ingredients to make a fine soup. This soup gives you a <b>Warm Belly</b>, which lowers the TN level to
resist the cold/chills/sickness for the scene. A nice hot meal does wonders for
morale and for shaking off the nasties.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Of course this could also apply to a blistering day in the
wastelands or the deep deep jungle where the humidity is thick enough to drown
you in the face. So your party prepares something satiating and cool, which
leaves you feeling <b>Refreshed</b>, which lowers
the TN level to resist heat/exhaustion for the scene. Sure it might be awkward
to suck down a coconut shake with a little umbrella in it while you walk the
dunes, but it sure makes you feel better.<o:p></o:p></div>
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But there are downsides. You can only eat a number of food
items equal to your Physical rating before things take a turn. Sure you might
need to gorge yourself to heal up your HP to full, but the consequence of this
is being <b>Bloated. </b>Your guts hurt,
you feel all loagy and tired. You also can’t add your Physical score to your Initiative
roll because you’re over-stuffed, and if you roll a fumble in a social
situation you’ll probably have to pay for someone’s drycleaning.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Eating a hot meal in a hot place is going to increase the TN
to resist heat exhaustion, and having a cold meal in a cold place is going to
increase the TN to avoid cold, the chills, or sickness. So don’t eat ice cream
when you’re scaling a frozen mountain peak and don’t try “throat-thrashin’
chili” when you’re in the middle of a barren wasteland. Common sense. <o:p></o:p></div>
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recovery?<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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Characters recover 1 HP/MP per night, assuming they rest. If
you go more than three days without eating, you lose 1 HP/MP per day; so
assuming you still rest things remain the same. Sleeping in an inn grants +1d6
HP/MP back per Gold spent. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Eating food that is barely cooked or uncooked gives you back
a flat amount (usually 1 or 2 HP/MP) and you don’t get to enjoy any benefit the
food might otherwise give. Given that you’re eating it raw and it doesn’t give
a lot back you might have to eat a lot and risk being bloated.<o:p></o:p></div>
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But if you cook; you add the HP amounts of the flat
ingredients together. If you combine at least three ingredients together or
make something off a recipe, eating it makes you <b>Well Fed. </b>Cooked food (without a recipe) grants you one bonus from
the ingredients; whichever is strongest. Cooked recipe food grants you two
bonuses. You can eat cooked food made up of multiple ingredients and have it
count only as 1 item when counted for the purposes of being bloated. There’s a
difference between having hearty soup and eating three pounds of acorns. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Rare ingredients are -rare-, hard to come by, or very expensive. They are treated sort of like loot, in that they are an additional bonus item the players should be happy to receive. Slaying the Dragon doesn't just mean looting his hoard, it means you have a lot of fresh meat that can help you sense any treasure he might've hidden elsewhere in the lair. </div>
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<b>Common Meats</b> (All
Heal 1 HP, 1 in 6 chance of making you sick if eaten raw)<br />
Small Fish, Mussels, Oysters, Ham, Hare, Chicken, Beef, Eggs.<br />
<b>Uncommon Meats</b> (All Heal 2 HP if
cooked, 1 HP if raw).<br />
Big Fish, Shellfish, Tentacle, Boar Meat, Bat, Snake, Scorpions, Snails,
Tongue, Salamanders, Lizards.<br />
<b>Rare Meats (</b>Heal 2 HP but must be
cooked for benefits): <br />
<i>Dragon’s Flesh </i>- Fire Spells do +1
Damage, Can Smell Treasure.<br />
<i>Demon Hearts </i>- +1d6 MP for one scene
but you grow horns. <br />
<i>Beast Meat </i>- +1d6 HP Recovery and +1
to Track by Smell.<br />
<i>Brains</i> - +1 Mental Attribute for one scene.<br />
<i>Ambrosia </i>- +1d6 MP for one scene, but
you shine with heavenly lights.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Kraken’s Tongue - </i>+1
Damage when fighting unarmed, and can talk to fish for one scene.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Vegetation <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Common Vegetation </b>(All
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Peas, Carrots, Cabbage, Onion, Beans, Potatoes, Field Mushroom, Apple, Melon,
Orange, Cherries, Berries, Turnip, Radish.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Heal 2 MP if cooked, 1 MP if raw.)<o:p></o:p></div>
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Cave Mushroom, Cave Tuber, Lemon, Lime, Banana, Mango,
Sunfruit, Moonberry, Angelfruit, Pomegranite, Trollswort Mushroom, Puffball.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Rare Vegetation (</b>All
Heal 3 MP but must be cooked for benefits):<br />
<i>Myconid Slice</i> – +1d6 HP/MP Recovery,
1d6 field mushrooms grow on your body over the next week.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Mandrake Screams</i> –
May cast your next spell without MP cost, but lose your voice for one scene. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Audrian Meatplant</i> –
+2d6 HP recovery but you reek of raw meat. Flies are attracted to you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Harvest Fruit</i> - +1
HP recovery from rest for one week.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Snowplum</i> – Halve
fire damage for one scene, but anything you touch gets slick with ice and your
clothing/weapons stick to you with frost.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Common Liquids</b> (All Heal 1 HP or 1
MP, imbiber’s choice.)<o:p></o:p></div>
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Water, Milk, Juice, Tea, Grease, Beer, Wine.<br />
<b>Uncommon Liquids</b> (All Heal 2 HP or 2
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Slime, Oil, Honey, Mineral Water, Rum, Ale, Syrup.<br />
<b>Rare Liquids</b> (All Heal 3HP or 3 MP,
or 2HP/MP and 1HP/MP.)<br />
<i>Liquid Courage</i> – Inebriates completely,
makes you immune to Fear until you sober up.<br />
<i>Gold Slime</i> – Makes the user appear to
be gold (along with anything the liquid touches).<br />
<i>Royal Jelly</i> – TN 9 Social roll to
control insects when imbibed.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Valkyrie’s Mead</i> –
Can see ghosts and tell if a weapon or person has killed within the past week.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Goblin Punch</i> - +1
Damage when fighting Goblins, +1 Social when treating with goblins, makes you
sound like a goblin, makes you smell like a goblin.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Grains<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Common Grains </b>(All
Heal 1 HP)<o:p></o:p></div>
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Wheat, Whey, Acorns, Breading, Barley, Oats, Wood, Bean
Powder, Millet.<br />
<b>Uncommon Grains </b>(All Heal 2 HP)<br />
Mixed Nuts, Roasted Grain, Black Rice, White Rice, Fancy Grain.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Grains - Wheat, Nuts, Breading, Barley, Oats, Wood, Bean
Powder.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Rare Grains </b>(All
Heal 2 HP, must be cooked for benefits).<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Emperor’s Rice</i> – Grants
one free reroll for the session it was consumed in.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Elemental Seed </i>–
You gain Damage Reduction 2 against elemental (Fire/Water/Ice/Wind/Earth)
damage for one day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Pureseed</i> –
Purifies the consumer of any influences, poisons, or diseases.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Enigma Grain</i> –
Consumer may make TN 9 Mental/Social rolls to confuse enemies for one day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Dried Songbell</i> –
Consumer gains a beautiful singing voice and +2 on Social rolls made to
romance, sing, or perform for one day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Sugary Spices</i> – A blend
of cane sugar, cinnamon, and ground up mint. It makes anything taste amazing.<br />
<i>Autumnal Herbs</i> – A blend of mint,
pumpkin spices, cinnamon, and syrup. It makes you feel like spending time with
family.<br />
Soothing Spices – Calming spices, aloe and acai roots, some mint spring and
dandelion. Calms the savage and beastly.<br />
<i>Bitter Spices – </i>Horseradish,
radish-horse hooves, a bittering soil, and some powder that makes your face
curl inwards.<i><br />
Hot Spices – </i>Every kind of pepper known to man and six known only to
dwarves, ground up and made to burn.<i><br />
Northern Spices – </i>Spices from the deep north, made from everfrost sugar
yams and Viking herbs ground to a powder.<i><br />
Aged Spices – </i>A combination of spices used to make aged ingredients taste
of a vintage pedigree.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Lovely Memories – </i>Memories
of romance gone by, nostalgic childhood dreams, and safer times.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Dreamfluff – </i>Fluffy
cloud-like puffs that makes you feel like anything is possible.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Nightmare Fuel – </i>A
horrific green and black bile that will keep you awake for days on end.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Cosmic Stardust – </i>From
a place beyond the world, it makes anything it touches glitter.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Djinnmotes – </i>The leftover
puffs of a genie that lingers where their magic has touched. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Recipes, likely. Have a few down, but the day got away from
me. Relatives visited and dogs needed walking. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Fluff out some things for this, help better denote what rare
ingredients look like and where they come from. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Does it all look a bit complicated? Eh, maybe a little. Ultimately it comes down to basic addition and with recipes, maybe a set static bonus. More of an issue of lists, but I like lists. Will eventually put this and the next part in a proper pdf with formatting for use; this right here is just thought processing and putting it to paper. </div>
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Here's hoping I can devote more time to RPG stuff. I run two games, write two comics, and do manual labor most days. Free time is hard to come by properly.</div>
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Good times.<br />
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For one I can really see how I've improved as a GM in 3 years, even if I've been running shit since 2000. I'm only 24. That's some good time spent doing this stuff. Also can really see how my buddy Pete's evolved as an artist in the 6 years I've known him.<br />
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Anyway! There's a Mass Effect D6 game floating around out there. And here are some NPCs/Baddies from a campaign that never got off the ground!<br />
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Vazzha aka Mr. Bliss is an infamous Quarian scoundrel who runs a series of cons throughout Council-Space, mostly getting himself entangled in high stakes heists and white collar crime. He considers himself to be a patriot of the highest order to the Migrant Fleet, though he speaks of other Quarians as though they are petty rabble and scum waiting to mug you in private. Due to his more high society look, elegant manner of speech, and kind nature, Vazzha has managed to carve out an estate for himself on Berkenstein.<br />
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His code name of Mr. Bliss comes from an ill-attempt to appear as a human in high-tech armor early in his career. He still rather likes the handle and uses it during online transactions. His major goal is to purchase himself a lovely space station for his own nefarious greedy purposes.<br />
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Rak-12 is an unfortunate creature, something the kooks on Omega whipped together in the hopes of creating a more easily controlled Vorcha. Pack enough chemical anti-psychotics and eugenics into a few generations of easily executed xenovermin homonids and eventually you'll get something worth your while. Rak-12 is calculating, utterly intelligent, and a junkie for a number of chemicals he needs to stabilize his species anger issues. He can speak articulately, and he knows he's been used; and he knows his offspring would be able to carry on his superior genes. If Rak-12 gets off Omega, intelligent and tactical Vorcha might become a new cosmic norm and that is a horrifying prospect.<br />
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Bonoui - A Drell sniper, saved from the homeworld by way of being a political prisoner in need of prosecution. Turian justice saw his vocal chords split and shredded, the exact reasons why lost into the minutia of the justice system. Formally a poet, Bonoui fell in with mercenary work out of anger and desperation once he lost his voice. This has led to him operating a one man genocidal campaign against the Turian race, with him acting as a suspect in at least three assassinations which led to race riots between Turian and other species.<br />
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Bonoui lives the life of minimalism, operating out of various bolt-hole hotels. He carries a copy of his old works, a violin, and an award he won back when times were good. He is known on Omega but mainly be the prostitution circle. He throttled a Turian hooker to death when she mentioned her homeworld to him.<br />
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"The Operative" - an Elcor female who was created by their government to deal with situations privately and appropriatly. Encased in thick assault armor and run through with suppressant chemicals, the Operative is not held back by the thought and careful consideration her species is known for. Her eyes are inscrutable, cold and dead and absorbing every detail as though they were coming at her like a mile a minute.<br />
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Given her mass, her chemical dependency and her augmented armor, the Operative moves much swift than any Elcor ought to. Her only known public incident involved bashing a Krogan to death on the Citadel after some trouble at an Embassy. Most of the finer details have been redacted. The Operative does not specify her emotion when she speaks, she simply says a few words without tone.<br />
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Bajnathi-Clan - A Volus Seperatist movement in the Terminus System who have money and power enough to back up their crimes, namely bioforming worlds to suit them despite already hosting colonies of other races. The Bajnathi-Clan are Volus supremacists who believe they posess a divine mandate to expand and rule the worlds they view. They willfully skirt anti-AI laws in order to make use of drones and mechs that serve them as their personal army. Dirty bombs and chemical weapons are the order of the day for the Bajnathi-Clan, and while the Council has run a good media campaign to paint them as little more than a minor faction they are fully aware of the very real threat they represent to the fringe worlds.<br />
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Man, I totally forgot Mass Effect Lore post the second game. I played the third and was really bothered by it. Mass Effect: Andromeda looks like it'll be meh at best. Ah well, that's Bioware for you now. You'll like a small fraction of what they put out there.<br />
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Also still moving, tomorrow. My mind is all over the place.<br />
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petarvee.tumblr.com - art buddy. If you think these were okay, or even bad, check out his link. This is old stuff, his new stuff is lovely.Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09899052731717533329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249388359840154720.post-3734657789387799432015-07-13T12:43:00.001-04:002015-07-13T12:43:40.307-04:00Nentir Vale #1: As I think while moving.Hello my long abused and abandoned blog. Today you're getting some attention, primarily because I can't post you anywhere else and frankly you deserve to get some goodness in this world. So what's going up here are some notes, for a potential 5e campaign I want to run in the Nentir Vale of 4e D&D.<br />
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Why that? Because if you are willing to scour through 100+ Dungeon and Dragon magazines, you can find some really cool setting lore that if presented in a different light; is actually fucking awesome. 4e D&D suffered heavily under how it presented things, but the Nentir Vale had just enough info about it to make it a decent sandbox to play in.<br />
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Things to rip off for the campaign: Over the Wall's encounter packages and countdown clocks for the various factions. Old School sensibilities. 2e and 3e-3.5e levels of monster lore; provided you're willing to do the research. Simon Swermer is the soundtrack. https://soundcloud.com/simonswerwer<br />
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How I want to see the Nentir Vale? As the wild west fallen on hard times. Imagine if the East went silent during Westward Expansion. That's the Nentir Vale. Except the Empire it was part of was pretty much Rome, and thus the Nentir Vale is a nice combination of Roman and Russian designs and motifs. Men and women wear heavy fur-lined toga and stola respectively, patterned with Dwarven motifs the closer you get to their ancient mountain holds. Their language an food habits are Slovenian and Slavic rather than purely Punic; though that's the height of fashion if you have it.<br />
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Humans exist in spades, they're the race that runs this shit. They are tribal, each village has a rivalry with another but all come together to celebrate the annual owlbear hunt. Hunting culture is the sport of heroes and every Nentirite thinks himself a hero too tied to his land to make himself a legend. Dogs are man's best friend, but they are strictly for family protection; to teach a dog to hunt is to let the Lord of Beasts into the animal's heart. Gnolls under the sway of Yeenoghu laid waste to Nerath, the Old Empire. Nentir citizens fear gnolls coming up from the south to take slaves and sack cities. Rumor has it the Capital is still occupied by the horde a hundred years later, and nobody up here wants to risk confirming that.<br />
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The Dwarves of the Dawnforge Mountains are isolationist and cruel in their judgments. They are not welcome in the land proper, they shut their gates on humanity during the Bloodspear Purges. They are the most pious of their kind and look down on any outlander dwarf who come to pay homage at the World Forge beneath their holds. Clerics of Moradin who are not natives here are assumed heretics.<br />
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Elves are firmly denizens of the realm of Fey. They cannot hold iron without losing their sense of touch and hearing; all becomes numb save for pain. Elves are broken into seasons based on their age, and they do not dwell in the realm of Man. An Elf could be 4 as much as he could be 4000, he lives in all Springs concurrently until he lives in Summer, Autumn, and Winter. Elves in the mortal world slowly but surely lose their ties to the realm of Fey and their season become pronounced. An Elf changes seasons with the world of Man, in the realm of Fey he must change houses or make a bargain to change. No Elf is new at being an Elf, though he might not remember being of a previous season unless the shift was in the Realm of Man.<br />
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People find Elves confusing but beautiful, though rarely are they seen.<br />
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Halflings aren't native up here, and while I have a warm spot for hobbits; they don't belong here.<br />
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Tieflings exist, but you can't play one unless you want to roll on a chart.<br />
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Dragonborn are from across the sea and they're a lot nastier and unpleasant than usual. If you run into one, he's in service to something you don't want to deal with.<br />
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Gnomes wear pointed hats (all Gnomes consider it part of their uniform), and the can wildshape into a very ugly turkey/guinea fowl/chicken at will. It can't fly, it can speak to other forest creatures, and it loses this ability if its hat is removed. Gnomes are at war with Goblins (a hodgepodge of nasty fey backwater genetics) and Kobolds (dog-men with burrowing lizard features; Gnomes who gave their hats and cloaks to the King of Greed, Kurtulmak). Gnomes are associated with Autumn, and no Gnome has ever been Spring or Summer; though a few old old Gnomes claim to be in Winter. Elves dislike this stability, Humans don't much understand it but they consider Gnomes good luck.<br />
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Orcs are a scourge upon the world, a living leprosy, corruption given form. Orcs manifest from black boiling bile that leaked from the eye of Gruumsh when it was plucked out at the Dawn of Time. Orcs hear the thrumming of his great black heart and march to it as though it were a drum beat. Orcs corrupt the world around them, and Goblins appreciate and love this and often serve the Orcs. A Half-Orc is made, not born; the vestiges of a man who fell to the Orcs and suffered torture and torment because he gave in to the evil Orcs bring out of men. Orcs are rotting and pig-headed, Half-orcs are lepers with a mark of Orcishness about them; most wear masks and heavy robes. Half-Orcs are rare and shat upon for fear they'll corrupt others to the road of Evil with a capital E. They cannot do that. To become a Half-Orc means to secede free will for the sake of Evil and victory.<br />
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Lake Nen is now the Sea of Nen, which extends north to the edge of the world.<br />
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Alignments are Cosmic. You are unaligned unless you swear yourself to something. Paladins swear themselves to Good (not Lawful Good, or good), Orcs are a product of Evil. One cannot swear themselves to Chaos, they must become entropy itself for that to happen. One does not swear oneself to Law lightly, as it is an oath ironclad and can only be made at great proof of submission.<br />
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All creatures of Good can understand one another on some level, as can all creatures of Evil; if they so choose. To lose oneself and fall from Good to unaligned is at a cost of great sin (and sins of omission/weakness/sloth); to lose oneself from Good to Evil requires absolute devotion to darkness at the cost of all that made you Good. You do not come back from that.<br />
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All I got so far in my brain. Busy packing up to move down town. 8 boxes of heavy ass books, only a briefcase of clothing. I got my priorities in order.<br />
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Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09899052731717533329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6249388359840154720.post-68241851205423928942015-02-03T01:42:00.001-05:002015-02-03T01:42:52.987-05:0021 "Avatar: The Last Airbender" Adventure Seeds.Because there is an L5R hack of it, and an AW hack of it. And I grew up with the setting. And I just posted these on 4chan's /tg/ and they're just going to fade away if I don't upload them elsewhere. Here are 21 Adventure Seeds for the Avatar World setting. Last two are more two-parter type episode/adventures than anything else.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;">12) The party encounter a Guru who is preaching a false path to enlightenment, namely by convincing others to fully embrace hedonism. While this debauchery is fun at first it quickly becomes clear that the Guru doesn't care how far it goes. All it takes is for a few sordid types to say "wouldn't killing be a rush" before he says "Would it? Let's find out!" The Guru means well, he's just horribly misguided. If he survives the encounter, he eventually writes the setting's Kama Sutra (featuring graphic diagrams featuring some of the player characters with features out of place. Like large noses, tiny hands, no feet. Et cetera). This will cause some mockery if the players ever encounter someone who owns a copy.</span><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;">13) The party encounters a practitioner of Gu, a forbidden sorcery that is used offensively. It involves a lot of smoke and sleight-of-hand, appearing like a new form of bending. The sorcerer is just a master poisoner who enjoys the fear people have when they think he is magic. (Gu shit is fascinating, wikipedia it.). The sorcerer will try to get the party to like and fear him, as he can't do anything beyond poisoning and he fears benders.</span><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;">14) A large city-state begins preaching about a Celestial Bureaucracy to make people fall in line to the bloated and corrupt bureaucracy that runs the city-state. A few spirits rather like the idea and begin tormenting bureaucrats for tiny slights. The common man is terrified of what this means and some are plotting a revolution against "pompous nobles backed by a divine right that seems to hate them."</span><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;">15) A group of Firebender freedom fighters called the Torchmen. They liberate slaves and lead them out of the dark and back into the light. But when a Torchman goes bad and starts paying off slavers so they can get away with their trade, the whole organization falls to paranoia. The party is asked to assist in a slave heist to find the traitor and then to kill him while they free slaves. The traitor will try to bribe</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;">16) A formerly nice young man has suffered under spiritual corruption, turning his form large and monstrous. He lives outside town in the wilderness consumed by sorrow. His little sister, a battleaxe of a girl who knows only cruelty, comes to him every so often and tells him what the townspeople think of him. How all the people he loved think he is a demon. She wants him to go on a killing rampage so her not boyfriend (a samurai, but an innocent one) can slay the beast and be made the hero of town. Convincing the tormented being that his sister is lying and manipulating him is about as hard as exposing the sister to the town as someone who is plotting a coup. Most of the townsfolk just think the young man went off to find adventure and never returned, they miss him but mostly they don't think of him that often.</span><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;">17) The party is targeted by a baku. Every night when they go to sleep they are transported into the Spirit World where they are being pursued by something. When they "awaken" they are tired and grumpy. The baku is a fat trickster spirit who has found the dreams of the scared and desperate to be a spicy treat. If the party is able to see that the pursuer is nothing more than an illusion, they spoil the fun. It will leave them alone if attacked.</span><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;">18) The party is asked to attend a Noh Theatre production, though the play is too esoteric for all but the smartest of them to understand. However a noble attending sees it as an insult to him and demands everyone in attendance be under arrest for "standing by while I am mocked." The Noh production is actually about badger-moles, but don't try telling that to the nobleman.</span><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><br style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;" /><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13.3333330154419px;">19) The party encounters a shirasu rider who is hunting a bounty. His mount was killed and he asks the party to assist in bringing him back to a far away town. The rider is actually the bounty. He killed his hunter and the mount, but not before being poisoned. He's slowly losing his ability to move. He has friends in the new town.</span></span><br />
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Evan Dahm runs a cool little thing called Goblin Week. For this year I've opted to write-up some Goblin lore and such for use with D&D/OSR/WhatHaveYou type games. To be followed up with Hobgoblins, Orcs, and Bugbears. </div>
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I'm a big fan of goblins being wicked fey types without having a moral compass or making players deal with the issue of "goblin babies and widows." Goblins are nasty little blights of corrupted faeries, and each goblin comes from the corrupted lineage of fey. A lot are so muddled they look like a bog-standard goblin, but some are a bit more pure and mysterious. </div>
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Concerning Goblins.</div>
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THE PHYSICAL GOBLIN<br />Goblins are foul little cretins, the current offshoot of a long and ancient line of corrupted fey. Goblins are generally unaware of this fact, though it might explain their desire to act cruelly to the tiniest of the fair folk. As a result of their ancient corrupted blood they share an ancestral bond to the Orcish race, who were Elves corrupted by the forces of darkness when the world was young.</div>
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Goblins run a wide gamut of types, colors, and features that seem almost random in their atrocious placement. The ancient fey blood still flows in their veins and as such a group of goblins who were once tiny winged fey of the springtime meadows will carry on some of the perverted features of these ancestors. Such goblins are usually small, no larger than a child, with an emaciated and waifish build. Their hair is brittle and long, like dead flowers that will be forever caught in perpetual winter. Their eyes will be as radiant and beautiful as few drops catching sunlight, but filled with ocular parasites and catching a red tint in the night.</div>
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Goblins also seem to defy the notion of gender or sex. Goblin offshoots of ancient dryad blood will show off signs of the female anatomy, though rather than virginal purity that leads men astray the goblin will make use of latent glamour to seduce wayward souls into a trap. Though to call a dryad-blooded goblinoid a mere goblin may be oversimplification. Overly masculine type fey such as the Firbolg have some alleged goblin offshoot, though these may be better classified as Hobgoblins (High Goblins), or some other matter of terribleness altogether. But to refer to a goblin as a man or a woman does a disservice to humanity and insults mankind at its core. No matter what features a goblin displays, it (much like an elf) does not obey the biological rules of the mortal world.</div>
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To the best of our research, goblins breed in two ways: by kidnapping mortal children, and by the will of Evil. The first example is far rarer (for which we should all be thankful) but produces new stock and therefore new unknown quantities to the ranks of goblins. The child is stolen away as an infant and over-time ceases to be a human and becomes a goblin. This differs from the Orcish corruption upon mortal men because it seems not to be virulent and more akin to a willfully accepted curse. The goblin-child will note its differences and either willingly engage in terrible acts of mayham and hedonism to better be a goblin, or it will deny itself this and likely be devoured by the group.</div>
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Goblins bred by the will of Evil seem to emerge from whatever method the dark forces desire. Huge brewing pots, tainted and rotten vegetable life, from the mud of a graveyard, or whatever other type of Hellmouth is conjured up.</div>
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GOBLIN SOCIETY<br />Unlike the Orcish race, the goblins have not spited the Gods. This may be due to their inability to fully understand the concept of the Divine, but the reason is irrelevant to this explanation. Unlike the Orcish race, goblins are able to have a society that is not doomed to atrophy and collapse by the will of fate. But to say their society is civilized would be giving them far more credit than they are due.</div>
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Goblin civilization is a crude and cruel mockery of the various Fey Courts, though they're likely unaware of this as well. Goblins will naturally form their own ranks by way of a cruel meritocracy, with the mighty and the clever leading the group with impunity. Those who have active abilities in their bloodline usually occupy a higher rank in society, though rarely do they hold command. Goblin social mobility is comparable to a pirate crew, with a leader who is clever and crafty and able to promise wealth rising up through the ranks; while those who can't keep their promises are cast down or betrayed.</div>
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Hobgoblins, when they appear, are the natural rulers of goblins. Hobgoblins possess a certain acumen for leadership, often possess a powerful bloodline ability, and have a certain charisma that can cow any number of lesser goblinoids into obedience. But Hobgoblins are a rare and mysterious breed to be better examined in the future.</div>
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If there is one quality of goblin society that the denizens of Humanity might appreciate it would be the lawless and easily profitable "Goblin Markets" that crop up from time to time. A Goblin Market is a gathering, often in a place of former Fey importance, where goblins and other foul fey come to trade goods. All creatures who enter a Goblin Market are of a cruel disposition, and the constant aura of being a predator among predators keeps everyone on edge and well-behaved (if only for fear of mutually assured destruction). Dealings are made in favors and goods, gold rarely changes hand.</div>
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GOBLIN TREASURES<br />Goblins value gold and treasure as much as any dwarf, though they have little practical use for it. Goblins seem to simply enjoy hoarding it because of the power other races put into it. Goblins may think that gold itself is a magical thing that clouds minds and corrupts hearts, and thus having it allows them to weaken their enemies. They may also simply enjoy the aesthetic of it. Whatever the case, goblins tend to hoard wealth and that hoarded wealth takes on a greased and gritty appearance when held by goblins.</div>
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Goblins in general don't make use of armor due to their twisted and various physiques. While an Orc can manufacture a uniform type of armor for his warband, a goblin must take the measurements of every goblin independently. If one ever encounters a goblin who seems to wear armor that fits, that goblin is likely a clever and important figure to its people. Goblin wardrobe is utilitarian with the purpose generally being to show ones allegiances (as a form of intimidation), keep out the elements, and to hold other items. A well-dressed goblin may be clothed only in rags and leather strips, but every goblin around him knows he's well dressed and presenting vital information about his rank. This detail is generally lost on anyone who isn't a scholar of goblins.</div>
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Goblin weapons are cruel and impractical. Goblins subscribe to the idea that something that looks cruel and scary will be able to inflict damage in a similar manner. Goblins also seem to fear smooth and well-made weapons of other races, finding their simplicity a cruel deception. The latent fey blood makes holding all but the most poorly-made iron tools uncomfortable, and this likely plays into their fears.</div>
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GOBLIN DISPOSITIONS<br />Goblins tend to be polarized in their emotions, shifting from miserable to jubilant at an alarming speed. Goblins do not universally enjoy wanton murder and bloodshed, but they never seem to show regret for their actions. A goblin enjoys killing and hurting things when it directly benefits the goblin in some way, such as implying dominance or leading to instant gratifications like food or alcohol. A goblin will weep and cry (a horrible sound akin to strangling a seagull) if he is ever captured, though this seems to be a ruse so that they may be able to appear less capable of revenge than they truly are.</div>
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Goblins are petty. Goblins slighting one another seems to be common practice to establish who is control, but non-goblins who slight are considered to be insulting the entirety of their people. Goblins hold grudges for as long as they live, and nothing brings them greater joy than devastatingly avenging a slight against them. These slights tend to be poetic on some level, though they are always crude and often poorly analyzable by those who witness the aftermath. A fat man who slights a goblin may be found with his forelimbs cut off and the stumps burned black so he might resembled a hoofed pig. This makes sense to the goblins, but to those who see the aftermath it will look more like a botched and terrible atrocity rather than "poetic justice." The nature of avenging slights might be due to their fey ancestry, or perhaps simply because they're cruel and disturbed creatures.</div>
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Goblins cannot love, though they can obsess. A goblin who obsesses tends to "collect" the objects of his obsession and keep them in his pit. These objects of obsession can be living or inanimate, though if they're living they'll likely be dead very soon after obtaining. Stealing an object of a goblin's obsession (or simply having one to begin with) is sure to be considered a slight against the goblin and something that will drive them to no ends of anger.</div>
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GOBLIN RELATIONS<br />Goblins are often commanded by Orcs, and the truly terrible goblin civilizations are run by Hobgoblins. Goblins have been known to serve ogres, though often as cooks (and occasionally meals) and rarely as anything of note. An Orc-led Goblin band is warlike and well-equipped, though ultimately doomed to collapse due to the curse of Orckind. Such groups fight until they get what they want and then they cut their loses and run. A Hobgoblin-led Goblin group can reach a level of power and organization that few can comprehend and even less would appreciate. Hobgoblin-led Goblins are expendable citizens of a would-be Imperator, using tactics and pursuing goals they don't understand. An Ogre-led group of goblins are glorified sous chefs who can at least enjoy the fact that they get to eat the large scraps their master leaves for them.</div>
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While goblins are low on the social totem-pole, they do command some creatures. Rats can be driven feral and flesh-hungry by spending time with goblins, something that is a real problem when goblins infest an urban environment. Goblins are also able to incite this same sort of fervor in wolves, though never more than a few rogue wolves at a time. Wolves answer to other entities, spiritual or otherwise, and only those who fall away from the pack are so easily corrupted. And even then, wolves will grow irritated by the noise, stench and poor hygiene of goblins in a manner of weeks.</div>
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Worgs are the only beast who really seem to enjoy the company of goblins and this is because they are treated like beautiful stallions. Worgs are well-fed, well-groomed (in the goblin sense of the word), and kept appeased because of their great intelligence, craftiness, and viciousness. A worg considers it a small price to let a gibbering puppet-despot ride atop it when he is truly able to control the goblin society. Worgs also tend to serve greater Evil entities and this means they are more able to get goblins constant employment for the purpose of gathering wealth, food, and keeping the Worg happy.</div>
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THE GOBLIN LAIR<br /><span style="line-height: 19.6000003814697px;">The lair of a goblin is usually a kitbashed combination of the destroyed structures of another race and a large series of dugouts. Goblins are not exceptionally proficient with traps but they will make use of them if given notice of an approaching threat. Goblins try not keep constant traps in their lairs for fear of accidentally tripping it themselves if they have too much to drink or return home too wounded to step over every little trip-wire.</span></div>
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But even with a lack of traps, a goblin lair is not a safe place. The dugouts are generally safe enough for a goblin group to move through and constantly reinforce, while most would-be goblinslayers won't take notice of this and may find themselves caught in a collapsing tunnel. The fallen structures used for an exterior is also likely to collapse if it sees too much combat. These facts can be of use to a goblinslayer if he can attack the lair from a distance and possibly bring it all down on the goblins dwelling within.</div>
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Goblins tend to make numerous outposts which follow the above pattern. A true goblin "city", called a warren or a pit, is usually built someplace far more stable. This can mean an undercity of goblins lurking beneath a civilization and making hovels in the sewers; or more likely holing up in large mountainous caves (or lost dwarfholds) and slagging together their shacks from the scraps. A goblin warren is a well-protected secret and rarely do goblins stage their raids from such a place. Finding the warren is the key to ending a goblin occupation in a land and goblins are aware of this much. Sometimes a crafty goblin leader will stock an outpost with many soldiers and stolen loot as a suicide group so that the warren will remain hidden. These martyrs don't seem to know their purpose and are often deluded into fighting with greater ambition because they've been entrusted with so much manpower and wealth.</div>
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LAIR TRAITS<br />A goblin outpost has the following effects in place:</div>
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<li><span style="line-height: 19.6000003814697px;">There is a 1 in 3 chance that any dugout tunnel also serves as a goblin filth/detritus passage. These tunnels are filled with scraps of jagged metal, old rotting meat and other "organic material", and tepid water. Unless characters take extra precaution to avoid the filth they have a 5% chance of getting attacked by 1d3 rotgrubs.</span><span style="line-height: 19.6000003814697px;"> </span></li>
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REGIONAL EFFECTS<br />The effects of goblins upon a region are not benign, though specifically discerning the effects as being caused by goblins can be hard to do. The presence of a goblin infestation or warren are as follows:</div>
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<li><span style="line-height: 19.6000003814697px;">After a week of the warren being established trade in the regional will become more dangerous, with 1 out of every 6 caravans or traveling merchants being waylaid by goblin raiders. These raiders will have established outposts within five miles of their attack sites.</span></li>
<li><span style="line-height: 19.6000003814697px;">Within a month of a warren being established, strange beings of exotic races will begin to appear in the region. They are paranoid about being followed and if confronted they will dismiss any character as being beneath them. These individuals are searching for the location to a Goblin Market, and only by offering to do this being a favor will the players be given this information.</span><span style="line-height: 19.6000003814697px;"> </span></li>
<li><span style="line-height: 19.6000003814697px;">After two months of a warren being established, 2d6 infants will be stolen within a ten league radius of the warren. These infants will not all be taken at one night, but within a few days of each other. The abductions will likely be messy and violent, appearing more like cultist work than simple kidnappings if the adventurers don't know what they're looking for.</span></li>
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After the elimination of the goblin warren it takes 2d6 weeks for the goodly fey folk to make their returns, for traders to consider walking the roads without a platoon of armed guards, and for strangers to leave the area in search of a new Goblin Market. Lost children may be rehabilitated if they have not been held for over two years (an infant held for over two years will be little more than a feral goblin in a babe's skin).</div>
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RANDOM LINEAGES:<br />1. Grig - Goblin's born of corrupted ancient Grig blood are exceptionally small, thin, and hairy. These sorts of goblins take disadvantage against spells involving music, which if they fail their save causes them to dance wildly. 1 in 100 Grig-lineage goblins can create faerie fire as an innate ability</div>
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2. Nixie - Goblin's born of corrupted Nixie blood are slim, slimy, and coated in scales. They have eyes like a dead fish and have exceptionally poor memories concerning anything they aren't obsessed with. All these goblins have an obsession. 1 in 100 Nixie-lineage goblins can breathe water as well as air and charm amphibians as an innate ability. </div>
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3. Brownie - Goblin's with tainted Brownie-blood are exceptionally manic and seem to laugh like awkward hyenas, snickering to fill the silence. These goblins have mottled skin, coated in liverspots and they stink like rotting wood. 1 in 100 of these goblins possesses the eyes of a true sinner which cause wolves, dogs, and foxes to suffer the effects of Fear.</div>
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4. Atomie - This corrupted bloodline makes the goblins born of it attractive to insects and vermin. These sorts of goblins appear moldy, rotten, and sickly. Their teeth are yellow, their gums are black, and any patch of skin that might be healthy is covered in roaches, beetles, and maggots. 1 in 100 of these goblins is infested with 2d6 rotgrubs which do no harm to the host and allow him to Speak With Dead to the spirit of any corpse infested with rotgrubs.</div>
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5. Dryad - These sorts of goblins are feminine and twisted, looking much like Hags upon closer inspection. They have nasty claws, smooth green skin, and a single aspect that would be beautiful if not for the horrifying corruption of every other feature beyond that single aspect. 1 in 100 of these goblins can Charm Person, as long as that goblin is in contact with a tree which bares its "mark." That mark is a pock mark of rot and blight upon the tree, intentionally placed there by the goblin.</div>
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6. Faun - These goblins are brown, shaggy, often beer-gutted and reeking of alcohol. They have the eyes of a goat and the teeth of the village punching bag crossed with a rat. 1 in 100 of these goblins possess horns, a fact that often makes them seek out fiendish patronage because that seems to be a logical step for them. </div>
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7. Jermlaine - These goblins are fat, tiny, and ugly beyond all belief. They have large lips that are coated with boils and herpes, a nose as big as a sausage that constantly leaks fluids, and ragged ears that are clogged with hair, wax and bugs. 1 in 100 of these goblins can cause items to rust by simply touching them, and these goblins are either used as saboteurs or cast out of society.</div>
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8. Clurichaun - These goblins are much like the standard view of a goblin, but they are consumed entirely by greed. These goblins care only about hoarding wealth, stealing gold, and making sure they have the most gold. These goblins keen on using bribery if it'll save their lives and 1 in 100 of these goblins can curse an individual with bad luck, usually saving this for the individual they've had to bribe.</div>
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9. Nymph - These goblins look like drowned children. They are pale, bloated, with tired and sleepy eyes and constantly reeking of pond scum. These goblins try to flood their warrens and outposts as it makes them feel more comfortable to wade in a foot or two of mud and tepid water. These goblins are amphibious. 1 in 100 of these goblins can taint water simply by looking at it.</div>
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10. Snowhair - The tainted lineage of the Snowhairs are dangerous and crafty. These goblins have craggy and tumorous skin, white patches of hair, and a great skill at rigging rock-based traps. These sorts of goblins are fond of causing rock-slides, collapses, and implosions and for this reason most other goblins dislike them. 1 in 100 of these goblins can turn rocks to snow and withstand any non-magical form of cold damage.</div>
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11. Pixie - These smaller goblins have a webbing between their arms and torso, terrible hunched backs, and crazy eyes that never look in the same direction. Pixie-corrupted goblins enjoy eating bones and they're obsessed with obtaining all forms of bones to eat (even if it doesn't provide them with any real benefit). 1 in 100 of these goblins lacks the webbing and actually possesses awkward bat wings instead of arms, allowing it to fly.</div>
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<br />12. Petal - These are the goblins mentioned earlier who have the brittle hair like flowers who will never see spring. 1 in 100 of them can cause crops to fail, meat to rot, milk to curdle, and 1d3 days of nonstop rain. These goblins with such abilities can use them once a year.</div>
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<br />13. Thorn - These goblins walk in a strange and prickly matter. Everything about these sorts of goblins is sharp and unpleasant, predatory and uncouth. They are otherwise like a standard stock goblin whose bloodline is so muddled it is beyond notice. 1 in 100 of these goblins can turn their hands into rock-hard knives that do damage equal to that of a dagger.</div>
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<br />14. Treant - Rarest of the bloodlines but certainly one to note is that of a corrupted treant among the goblins. These goblins are nearly Orcish in size, with skin that flakes off like a constant cloud of rot and filth. They have horrible faces that lack proper definition of features, best described as being like the faces a person might see in bark of trees late at night. These goblins do not open their mouths to speak, and their voices are like hoarse whispers. 1 in 100 of these rare goblins can see and feel anything that any tree within one mile of his area could "see" or "feel". Use of this ability has a 1 in 10 chance of driving the goblin insane.</div>
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15. Swanmay - One of the more tragic corrupted bloodlines is that of the twisted swanmay. These goblins are alabaster in color and are obsessed with killing birds and kidnapping women. They do not know why they are compelled to do this, but it brings them joy to deface and destroy anything that is beautiful. 1 in 100 of these goblins can polymorph the faces of other humanoids, often making them more attractive so they can better enjoy mutilating the victim.</div>
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16. Redcap - These goblins are enemies of Gnomes, much like redcaps are enemies of Gnomes. These goblins lack actual redcaps, but their scalps are red and bloody and unable to grow upon. These sorts of goblins enjoy working with Orcs as these sorts of goblins are exceptionally sadistic. 1 in 100 of these goblins has inherited the ancient combat skill of the corrupted Redcap, granting the goblin the ability to enter a Barbarian Rage. If these goblins encounter Redcaps they will try to kill one another until none remain. Those who flee will be hunted.</div>
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17. Dullahan - On rare occasion a fallen Dullahan's corrupted blood will be manifested in the realm of goblins rather than hobgoblins. These goblins always try to wear hoods or helmets to hide their lack of heads. The space where the head of the goblin would be is instead a constantly billowing cloud of smoke. Their skin is grey and cold and the voices that emerge from the smoke is dreadful and cackling. 1 in 250 of any goblin will be a Dullahan-corrupted goblin. Dullahan-corrupted goblins can phase into spirits once per day.</div>
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<br />18. Worg - Sometimes a worg will demand a goblin mount it in a way that doesn't require a saddle. These goblins have long hair that trails down their backs, razor-sharp teeth, demonic eyes, and are often great hunters and trackers. 1 in 100 of these goblins can Command Wolves once per day, though if this ability ever fails he'll be devoured by the wolves he's trying to command.</div>
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<br />19. Yeth Hound - 1 in 250 of any goblin sired by a Worg has the chance of being born with the lineage of the Yeth Hound. These goblins are pale red with the eyes of a devil, the ability to talk to ghosts, the ability to eat ghosts, and the ability to turn into smoke 3 times per day. These sorts of goblin often lead warrens or serve as direct servants to hobgoblins.</div>
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<br />20. Barghest - 1 in 1000 goblins is a Barghest. A goblin born as a Barghest is an amazing thing, a shape-shifter who can take the form of a wolf, a goblin, and something horribly inbetween. All goblins seem to know that a Barghest has some ties to the mysterious 13 Bugbears who feast on the original fears, with the popular thought among more intelligent goblins being that the Barghest is supposed to be the goblin avatar of their will.</div>
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